I have discovered that I am old. How you ask??? Well, I got out of bed to pee at some god-awful hour in morning (should have been my first clue) and hobbled to the bathroom. Oh my God!! I hobbled like my Grandmother. It now takes me a minute or so to work out the kinks in my ankles, so I hobble. Ugh! Granted I tweaked them playing indoor soccer, but now I look and feel like an old person. Gee what's next...peeing when I sneeze? Oh wait, I do that already...down hill for sure.
